Notes from Underground: A Chicken’s Review of the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
Chickens Don’t Fly I am a sick man . . . I am a chicken man. An unthrilled man. I...
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View ArticleA Ride Chicken’s Guide to EPCOT Attractions
For years, thrill rides have been the name of the theme park game. In fact, before COVID-19, Disney World had...
View ArticleWhere to Find the Exits for Disney’s Animal Kingdom’s Most Popular Rides
Disney’s Animal Kingdom has a good balance of animal experiences and attractions that range from thrills to relaxed chills. But...
View ArticleA Ride Chicken’s Guide to Disney’s Hollywood Studios Attractions
For years, thrill rides have been the name of the theme park game. In fact, before COVID-19, construction was well...
View ArticleA Ride Wimp’s Review of Rise of the Resistance
It’s okay to be a theme park fan and have an aversion to thrill rides. Every so often us ride...
View ArticleA Ride Wimp’s Review of Soarin’
Here’s the thing, I love theme parks, but I don’t like intense thrills. I have been working to improve this...
View ArticleA Ride Chicken’s Guide to Animal Kingdom Attractions
For years, thrill rides have been the name of the theme park game. In fact, before COVID-19, Disney World had...
View ArticleChicken Activities While You Wait at Disney’s Hollywood Studios
There’s always the one person in every crowd–the person who just plain isn’t into thrill rides. If I’m in your...
View ArticleA Ride Chicken’s Guide to Magic Kingdom Attractions
For years, thrill rides have been the name of the theme park game. In fact, before COVID-19, Disney World had...
View ArticleA Ride Wimp’s Review of Avatar Flight of Passage
Being a theme park fan can also mean having some trepidation when it comes to thrilling attractions. Walt Disney World...
View ArticleA Ride Chicken Review of Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind
One of my kids will ride anything. Me, I’m a bit more of a ride chicken, or a ride wimp...
View ArticleA Ride Chicken’s Guide to Touring With Thrill Junkies
One of the reasons my family loves Disney World is that we have a few ride chickens, and Disney parks...
View ArticleA Ride Chicken Review of TRON Lightcycle / Run
One of my kids will ride anything. Me, I’m a bit more of a ride chicken, or a ride wimp...
View ArticleA Ride Chicken Review of Millennium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run
One thing that makes Disney parks great is that the rides are accessible to many, with no health, height, or...
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